Bigfoot is a large, ape-like figure that is bipedal and roams the woodlands of the United States. It is a creature to be feared, with it's piston-like arms and petrifying gaze. If one is spotted, do NOT attempt contact and notify your local sheriff's office. They will respond to the entity with pressure washers.
The average Bigfoot diet consists of berries, vegetation, and the flesh of whatever beast it can capture. Due to their solitary nature, they are rarely seen in the wild. However, it is unwise to assume they haven't seen you. Prepare. Some say that Bigfoot is the "missing link" in evolution between us and the common monkey, but I disagree. Humans like ice cream, but have you ever seen Bigfoot enjoy the human joy of ice cream? No. It has nothing in common with us.
The first sighting of bigfoot was in 1958 by Jerry Crew, who discovered the beast's tracks in the mud. However, this was the first modern sighting: Cave paintings dating back to 1721 show what appears to be an avatar of the beast.
